July 2012
leadmetotheark:
my mom has an album on facebook titled “Me” and it’s just a picture of beyonce
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diet from tomorrow! gotta be done! anyone fancy giving me some exercises or just something encouraging cause my diets never work for poo bags?
nobody ever: you're cute and I want to date you
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there comes a point in everyday where i think im bored, lets eat!
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
justarandomer:
I don’t let myself get close to people anymore because of how quickly my mood changes,like one day I can be talking to someone the whole day and then next day i’ll feel so shit about everything so wont talk to anyone but I don’t like explaining this to people so people just think i’m a cunt when I actually do want to to talk to them which is kind of shit
psychicvampirism:
loreleileucosia:
hiddlesforeveryone:
fairlyevenparents:
rigaudon:
durianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
hey erk
im literally cRYING so hard sdfghbjnkm
are you going to eat that or can i
This is something i’d do lmao
OMG